narcotic:

do you ever see someone hot and you just think “bruuuuuuuuh” 

(via distraction)

pumpkin-ple-motherfckers:

pumpkin-ple-motherfckers:

pumpkin-ple-motherfckers:

pumpkin-ple-motherfckers:

My dad bet me a trip to mcdonalds if I beat him in Mariokart let’s see how this goes

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Princess Peach for the win bitches

My dad says he want a rematch

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Some people never learn

(Source: technicallywonderwoman, via irokallebanna)

biologytextbook:

if anne hathaway doesnt say anne hatharrived every time she walks into a room she’s wasting a great opportunity

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There are approximately 1,013,913 words in the English language but I could never string any of them together to explain how much I want to murder you.

(Source: danielmaitland, via unprime)

lindseybluth:

elijahkrantz:

There are lipstick stains on my capri sun

which lana del rey song is this from

(via distraction)

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

penceyprepofficial:

when I was like 9 my neighbors asked me to watch their fish and cat while they went on vacation and I was like “lol k” and while they were gone tHE FUCKING FISH DIED so when they got home I apologized to the mom and she was just like “no need to apologize, I turned the filter off so they would die because they are too much work. You did nothing wrong” and she gave me 20 bucks and that is the story of my first contracted murder

your first…?

(Source: penceyprepofficial, via distraction)